Flowchart

Dear Sirs and Madams-

Please see chart below. Once steps have been completed, I can address your problem. Until then, suck it up.

All the Best,

Lindsey

http://www.typcut.com/

Mutterings

1. Trick Bikes: Effective in jumping, spinning and flying. Ineffective mode of transportation. I giggle every time I pass a teen riding his tiny bicycle down our rural streets. The nearest curb to jump off of is miles away, let alone the nearest half-pipe. As they pedal furiously down the street, knees knocking into their chin, I wonder where they are headed. Sacrificing their "cool" factor for a nice mountain bike would be much more efficient...

2. Power Tools: I had my first positive experience with a drill today. It was fantastic. Now I just hope that the people who buy the house never want to remove those curtain rods since the screws are stripped beyond what any screwdriver could grab. And I hope Allen doesn't open his tool box anytime soon since the Philips bit is now a nice, smooth cylinder. But I shed no blood, therefore a good day.